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Saturday, April 5, 2008
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
| 1. | Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. |
| 2. | Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. |
| 3. | Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. |
| 4. | Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. |
The also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or chainging one letter, and s upply a new definition.
| 1. | Bozone (n.), the substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sig of breaking down in the near future. |
| 2. | Dopeler effect (n.), the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. |
| 3. | Caterpallor (n.), the color you turn after finding half a grup in the fruit you're eating. |